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barf v. To vomit, huey, puke, bowk.

21st March 2026

pant hamster n. Natural prey of the one-eyed trouser snake.

20th March 2026

chicken wings n. medic. The anatomical spare skin underneath the upper arms of a Duchess of Giblets, so called as they resemble the contents of a KFC Zinger burger. Bingo wings.

19th March 2026

flangina 1. n. medic. Any form of physical or emotional pain caused to a man by the nagging of his female partner. 'I know I said I'd be back by ten and now it's Tuesday, but for fuck's sake give it a rest will you, woman. You're bringing on my flangina.' 2. n. medic. Women's things.

18th March 2026

bum jumble n. Bits and bobs of excrement. 'Fucking hell, Brendan. Paula's left some bum jumble in the road again.'

17th March 2026