klatch n. Drip tray flotsam. Gusset effluvium.

toaster n. A crumb-filled vagina with two slots and a spring mechanism that you have to fish your cock out of with a wooden spoon.

trap n. A toilet cubicle in a line of toilet cubicles.

Cadbury alley n. Bourneville Boulevard.

toilet duck n. An untimely and probably unwanted erection which manifests whilst one is sitting on the pot. Named after the well known brand of chod bin cleaner which boasts of 'reaching under the rim'.