knacker barrel n. Attractively-packaged smegma.

dolphin skin n. medic. The epidermis of the herman gelmet.

bone xylophone n. medic. Gynaecological term for the interior of a woman's rib cage. Her slats. 'Let's go play the bone xylophone.'

ladygarden n. The fertile patch where a downhill gardener plants his seeds.

polish the lighthouse v. To throttle Captain Birdseye in the bath.